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Un wise old Fart you are dyslexic.
It seems that you have a endless infatuation with my income. Let me break it down for you: 150K is the base pay. But, the are additional "entitlements" and/or allowances such as: Education, Living Quaters, and Post Differential Allowance that adds to my remuneration. Also; you have to take into account the Dollar to Euro rate. With that being said; the total monies are in the proximatity of 180K give or take a few Thousand.......... comprender, verstehen, înţelege, comprendere, rozumieć
comprendre!
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Wise- I agree. I know Dane Cook is popular and all, but I don't find mindless blathering very funny either. Maybe it's just me........and every other member of this forum.
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IP your attempt at being funny well is funny. Is that all you can come up with moron. I'm beginning to think your an Dyslectic Research Monkey. Really just try talking about basketball or just go back to the lab. We have already came to the conclusion that your a fraud. You're like the Anti- Poster void of any intellengence. IMO I think you're closet if you catch my drift and actually a little hillbilly farm boy yourself. You're not even consistent with the lies you tell how is you make 150.000.00 a year when 15K a month adds up to 180,000 dumb dumb.
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Un Wise Fart, Don't worry; I got a role for you in the next major feature. I did not forget about you.
You will portray the main character in the movie "Pulp Fiction II" The Return of the GIMP!
Your Partners in Crime: Tha "Country" Show, Flee Cock less Mutt, and Mad @ Cha "Cause I can't Get it Up" will also be featured in the Film. As ZEP, Long Hair Hippie, and Marcelius,
In this film; the roles are a bit reverse from Deliverance.
Zep is the homo cop that is making Marcelius squil like a PIG. ZEP is Tha "Country" Show and Get Mad @ cha "Cause I Can't get it up" is Marcellius; and yes he is squiling like a pig. Flee Cock less Mut; is the long hair Yeppie side kick of Zep and the Care Taker of the Gimp or Un Wise Fart.
Hillibillies roles again; but with a better cast, with Un wise fart as the GIMP: you guys will most definitely be a household name; after what most will deem your performances as oscar nominee considerations; but in reality you are just being yourself; Hillbillies.
Also, I will make a camero apperances as Jules, and The Wolf. I get 2 roles due to my versatility.
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I always pictured myself playing that role. Maybe you could star in "The Water Boy, Part II", mmm mmmmm mm mmmmmr. Bobby Buchette, you stammering simpleton. By the way, it's "flea", "you're", "squealing" and "perverted". Yup, and we're illiterate.
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IP-
I have to go back about 9 of your post's to find one where you talk about basketball. That's not including your double and triple duplicates. Can I get some substance from you? And no, how much you make isn't substance, believe it or not.
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I swear IP must have an applicaton on his computer none of us have. What is it IP? Indo 2003 I swear you sound High most of the time. Instead Word you got Turd, instead of Power Point you got Pointless, instead of Access you got Denied, instead of Excel you Expelled.
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Are you squiling like Pig again. Save it for Deliverance the sequel; part II.......
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Your analysis and insight is second to none, and your trade proposals are so realistic its not even funny.
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Thank You, Bobby, oopsss, I meant Tha "Country" Show!
Point well Taken.
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Very good job IP. Thank you for your contributions to this forum. You make sense everytime you post, especially your last one.
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Ok, Man; Can't Get it Up cause I'm Mad @ cha, Tha "Country" Show, and Flee Cock-less Dog, man you guys must be hillbillies. Dry, stupid, senseless, dumb, typical of you people.
Internationel is not a word really? I'm Losing the battle; the battle of what hillbillies.
Guys, I got an Idea; since you all are unemployed; you can make a movie. Yes, you can be actors. Does not matter that your are illiterate, dumb, peverted, fat slobs, and that you look like Stephen Jackson.
The Movies has to fit you guys character.
How About Deliverance II? You guys will be great.
Tha "Country" Show you will be Bobby (Ned Beatty) since you are always Squiling like a pig in this forum.
Mad cause U can't Get it up; but He Can; (Your wife's lover); you will be the toothless man.
And Flee Cock-less Dog; you will be mountain man.
This will be you guys big chance to bolt out of poverty and into prosperity; just simply by being yourself. Hillbillies!
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Just got in from Romania. Man, I am telling you; the beauty of those women.
OK, I am reading up on the stupid jokes. More to follow....
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Big rematch tonight for the Pistons. I hope Steve Javie is lead ref again, he seems to have a personal issue with Dwight Howard.
Your prediction form the first game might come true tonight.
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Maybe he's effeminate, and proud of it, and spelled it that way intentionally. I think it's French. My God, that dude's a PLAYA!
Big rematch tonight for the Pistons. I hope Steve Javie is lead ref again, he seems to have a personal issue with Dwight Howard.
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