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Mon. 11/16/09 06:58 PM

Fly!

June Cleaver interpreting is a stroke of genius. Who better?

Mon. 11/16/09 06:56 PM

Fly!

Good stuff.... So damned stupid it's hilarious.

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

Sure beats Lions Suck 10,000 times.

Mon. 11/16/09 04:20 PM

Fly!

LiMPy has a calender with 2 300 pound women skying 2 diner counters for the last doughnut. That's old stuff man.

Fri. 11/13/09 12:02 PM

Fly!

I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Lion Storage"?

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Lion Storage"?!

You know why you didn't see that sign?

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Lions ain't my freaking business, that's why!

Thu. 11/12/09 10:08 AM

Fly!

Did you try a System Restore? Win XP can be forgiving sometimes.

Thu. 11/12/09 08:47 AM

Fly!

Oh, I see. If they are so hungry for a winner then why are they always reading the Late Night Menu from Taco Bell?

Inquiring minds, and twisted ones as well, want to know.

Thu. 11/12/09 08:21 AM

Fly!

The roaring you hear is the grumbling stomachs of those teams which have ingested a rotten team.

Go Pepto!

Tue. 11/10/09 12:45 PM

Fly!

uhm you're name is Steve, right??

Damn that was funny, at the time. Not so much anymore.

That family moved away ... Florida maybe??

Tue. 11/10/09 09:20 AM

Fly!

Which is exactly 1/4 of that which is needed to be labeled as dysfunctional. I still have time though.

Tue. 11/10/09 03:05 AM

Fly!

on your way, like an eagle,

Fly as high as the sun,

On your way, like an eagle,

Fly and touch the sun.

Mon. 11/09/09 12:12 PM

Fly!

Lions just traded Raiola to ESPN for Hannah Storm. They want to keep Stafford happy ... you'll never see him in the shotgun formation again.

Sun. 11/08/09 12:38 PM

Fly!

First, let's kill all of the lawyers. Wait, that's Shakespeare.

First, get rid of Martin. Go sell Real Estate somewhere else and get a real Michigan Man back at the helm in Ann Arbor.

Thu. 11/05/09 10:39 AM

Fly!

Hold value? If we define value as Technical & Hypothetical Improbable Scenario you could do something with it.

If you can't remember all of that, just remember Hold T.H.I.S.

Sun. 11/01/09 09:24 PM

Fly!

He He! Pettigrew had the gaul to get me a ZERO when I started him in my fantasy pool! I hates him!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I'm just pissed at the choice with the #1. I'm sure he'll be OK. Next year he'll have more confidence. I was hoping he was going to be another Charlie Sanders!

Not likely!

Thu. 10/15/09 07:48 AM

Fly!

Previous Rush Fan- "Since when do we say who can and cannot own a business? Unless you are a criminal and are going into the pot growing business, who cares!"

Fly, how do you expect to get an NFL franchise spending all your time in those "Oxycontin Fields" back home?

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