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Festus
Only drinks Keystone..unless the others are free.
Festus
Got any o' them, there fire brewed Stroh's beers? Kinda miss em!
Billy;
Good thing I ain't on "patrol" tomorrow. Ya just KNOW there's gonna be some un-sportsman like play on the course. Yeh I'd be writin' my share of citations alright!" HEY! WHERE DO YA THINK "YER" A GOIN' IN SUCH A BIG HURRY?" "Ok , look WE GOT RULES HERE!! You get beat up THAT BAD by that hole.....well, I gotta order ya to go play it again!"" You don't score better this time, I confiscate yer clubs." "You don't know how to use 'em anyway!"" Yer gonna have to take a course on golfing!"" HERE! LEARN TO HIT THIS ONE CLUB AN' I'LL SEE ABOUT RETURNIN' THE REST OF 'EM"! "NOW GIT!! 'fore I cite ya for open containers!"
Billy;
It's very relaxin'.....'less'n ya fall outta the boat. I don't even call it refreshin' then! Oh yeh....been there done that!MAN it's a wonder I ain't DEAD! YOU TOO! reminds me of a joke(sick but funny)(forgive me Billy)....WHAT DO YA CALLA GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS ,IN THE WATER?...BOB! So Billy, when someone asks you the question" what does that make you?" Tell'em.....DANGEROUS! Say howdy to the missssus for me,pard.
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Ko/OK, Go ahead,try to pizz me off! Go ahead, insult me..I'll just sit here,tip another,mix another an' I'll listen to every word you say. I just attribute it to "one o' those days when I'm mellow". If'n ya see the badge though...zip it...I'm out to nab bad guys! "HEY! PULL THAT CART OVER!!!" Got an extra cold one?"" You guys "KNOW"......... you should share!"
Festus
I think I'll start doing that fishing thing.My brother has a place on the lake about 6 miles from me.Good Sunday relaxing thing.
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SEE? did it again. any of you guys wanna jump in and talk about football....well just feel free. Ok ,'im done.maybe.
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didn't mean to push this button. I was gonna reply usin' someone else's topic of dicussions('cause I'm too lazy to type my own). But now that I hit the wrong utton and I STARTED MY own conversation...well I forgot what I was gonna say.
Every Sat Night
TUNER 24 HAS GREAT tunes on tonight...Yeah Limpy,ya can listen AND post at the same time! Anyways, I'M TALENTED enough....how 'bout you?
on your back in the middle of the floor
No Limpy, I usually try to stay upright an' vertical while I'm doin' any line dancin'! How ever I MAY incorporate that tuck an' double roll move into my street dancin' repetoire. What ever, I ain't lookin' it up!
Every Sat Night
UNFORGIVIN'...DID Lee van CLEEF(SP)play in that one? Maybe I'm wrong...been a while.
on your back in the middle of the floor
Isn't that the way you do the 2-step to Waylon and Willie?
Every Sat Night
WHAT FREAKIN' ELSE WOULD YOU PREFER i DO ON SAT'S? I believe I have seen that one. I seen a lot of 'em an' nowadays they kindda melt together...kinda nice in a way 'cause I don't remember half of how they went, so I can watch 'em again with some anticipation..unlike watchin' the Lions. The ball swatters was out in force today. We cut greens for the final time, changed cups and put down snow mold protectant/ fertilizer. Gonna be a BEAUTIFUL day tomorrow. Enjoy ,Klatt. Think I may go fishin in the A.M.
Festus
says you shoulda seen his tuck an' double roll from the seat of the golf cart! yes I was standin' on it.....don't ask. Anyway...TA DA! and the dog looks at me like , "WAS THAT FUN?" At least I don't wiggle around on my back, KICKIN' MY LEGS in the middle of the livin' room FLOOR!
Every Sat Night
This place turns into Festus Twitter. Hey Festus, you have to be an expert on Westerns. They show the movie Unforgiven a lot these days. Ever seen it? It's a beaut. They are still golfing up here. I will be going to the incomparable Wilderness Valley tommorrow to walk 9 for 9 bucks. Should be nice.
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