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10 year disaster on PLANET EVEN

HAHAHAHAHA..............! Stupid Lions

10 year disaster on PLANET EVER

This isn't another 3 year disaster this is a 10 year disaster on EVER. As I have been saying well before they even drafted the guy #1 overall there are huge needs at the more pressing positions such as OL and DL and drafting a QB would set them back for at least 5 years. Colt McCoy is coming out next season, Stafford is no better then him. So, if going 0-16 with the worst roster in sports history wasn't enough they decided draft and start a rookie disaster instead behind the same exact OL that should be their number one reason of concern - AWESOME. They got rid of any play makers they had at WR. Then seemingly still confident they drafted a TE ignoring their continuing need for a solid football team explaining to us that he was a blocker HAHAHAHAHA. And so, once the 2nd round came around they elected to draft another safety for the 3rd straight year. This team is the worst run ORG on PLANET EVER. You can go back to the start of history on earth and you will find nothing more pathetic then this group. What's the deal with the M&M's John?? Is not this the stupidest thing PLANET EVER? I mean it's not funny John. Who the hell thinks this is funny?? Martin Mayhew is Matt Millen's understudy for Christ sakes!!! Roy Williams sucks - duh! They traded him for Brandon Petigrew a TE - are you serious?? This is nothing new from me; I've been saying it. I was totally against firing M&M Mike Martz but what else was there left to root for. Matrtz made them competitive on that side of the ball. And I kept saying Roy Williams sucked well before they finally traded him. These are all just blatantly obvious facts to me. Another Raiola outburst last week, if anyone cares at all, is just another clear indication of the lack of leadership on this team and it's just getting worse. There isn't any talent on this team, there isn't any men, Mattew Stafford throwing his helmet in frustration. I have been told to calm down before but I've never needed to calm down because this isn't Deagle2 having a mental breakdown, this is your pathetic awful horrible realization of what IS. And Calvin Johnson is NOT as good as hoped and to think John, Bill, Frank, Bob the Builder, whatever, Calvin Johnson reminds me of Matt Jones. Matt Jones is no different then Calvin Johnson. BECAUSE IT IS TRUE. He only starts for us because all the players on this team aren't much more talented then DeaQle the Q Boy a high school cheerleader. Calvin Joneson is a ZERO. Don't want to believe it? Can't understand it? I am telling you he is just like the rest of this team a ZERO!!!! So to end as always the Detroit Lions are a disaster on PLANET EVER.

Seahawks vs Lions

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Seahawks vs Lions

I figure to watch the Pistons today instead. The Pistons are much more interesting and definitely more entertaining right now. They would probably beat the Detroit Lions with all their new players but then again so would my local high school cheer leading squad - isn't that right Q Boy. I just found out that Tay is out with a ruptured disk in his back which could keep him out for months. I'm pretty bummed about that but Joe drafted some SF's this season so should be good for them to get the experience. The perimeter defense is the Pistons biggest concern so far this season Detroit opponents have already attempted 25+ three point attempts in a game twice. don't misconstrue this post as me being overly concerned with the Pistons. They're a new-look team and are going to get better. It's just disappointing that they have allowed three 35+ point quarters already in this short season, when they allowed just five of them last season and none over 40. The problem, to me, seems to be with their perimeter defense, which is more than curable and if they can get that locked up and bring Hamilton back from the ankle injury we could see a pretty good team by the end of the month. Charlie Villanueva looked confused in the game I saw him play which was against Toronto but he missed the entire preseason with an ankle and has historically started out slow in the beginning of each season he has played in.

Oh yeah and the Lions are gonna lose today.

GO PATS!!

Spielman

You're sora song laith the hark about Osprey Poultryman being hatched up by Bluebill Hardshells. His enzymes were battered this vast cook off seasoned.

Also, you have to calender how good Mocha and Buttinski will be when they both tasted quail the 7th mound. The cook on Buttinski is he's not a peacocker, which is what host NFL teams want in their tight ends.

Sixthly, there's no way a sortilège beam, eleventhly a chickadee, could beat any NFL cream. There's a wield of difference between the sortilège flame and the foh frame.

Bright side to Rams game?

So I missed this game and really.. I mean, who cares.. ya know? I was in the Caribbean Sea took a trip with Captain Jack and spent a little time on the Virgin Islands catching some rays and zipping through trees and getting bit by some tiny black ants. I even hung out with the mighty Hulk Hogan for a few. Hulk Hogan was in a good mood that day and his daughter is smokin' hot! Even my wife thought she was smokin'! Anyways, so now I'm back.. I agree that the Lions must develop their talent.. I think the best way to do that would be to keep the entire coaching staff and not change the playbook.. Let's draft a LT next season and some guards..

GO NFL!!!

What the EFF!?!!

I'm noticing a trend here. Whenever the Lions start over, the old players from the previous regime are pathetic! What has happened to Ernie Sims? He was a top draft pick!! Bullocks?

Another thing is this. The Lions can't afford to go out and find another coach. I mean they can't change everything again. They need to keep 1 guy and keep him for 4-5 years no matter what. Problem is that Shwartz isn't very good. I mean he is being out coached every week. What's with the defensive coaches having problems with defense?

But back to my point.

Levy is the new Sims, Delmas is the new Bullocks, Calvin Johnson is the new Roy Williams and #34 Kevin Smith is the new #34 Kevin Jones. Seriously like What the EFF John? These players aren't any different. Same quality talent. Some say Stafford is the next Harrington - he isn't - Stafford will probably end up on the bench in Dallas in 5 years or something though.

The BIG question I have is: Have the Lions changed their scouts at all in ten years? I mean we still have Martin Mayhew. Who's in the scouting department?

MrsDeagle,

Wow this best you can come up with Q boy? HAHAHAHA what a tool!! Quisp cereal, Quaker oats and Nestle's Quick? You changed the spelling of crackers to quackers. Awesomeness. DeaQLe I am completely at a loss for words. "you were the crabapple of my eye" HAHAHAHA that's definitely Q. And you love me. All I can say is WOW. Later Q boy.

This Sunday

I'm predicting no wins this Sunday for our pathetic disgraceful team The Detroit Lions. I know DeaQle you're asking yourself why. Well, it's because I'm a gal darn genius; that's why. Also, I'm predicting a loss next weekend but I shouldn't get ahead of you. Feel free to read the last sentence twice DeaQle. In fact feel free to read all the sentences twice. You should repeat each sentence 6 or 7 times before you move on because that's what special ed people do. Anyway, we should all just focus on one game at a time men because Q boy likes to freak out in public forums. That's you DeaQle.. and I call you Q boy. Maybe Q is for Queen? ANSWER ME!! So, I know it's hard for you because of all the good cheer but from now on you should consider pounding your rock and just pounding it and pounding it into the dirt hard. Better yet get off the computer and go do that out in public and see what kind of reaction that gets HAHAHAHA. So, it just so happens that NONE of the players are active this Sunday for real.. not even kidding.. Ponder.. That would mean zero players will be suiting up for a game. You can't suit up after the rocks have been pounded into dust anyway DeaQle. That's well.. hmm.. YEAH I guess not...? So, that would be the absolute lowest point at which you could be and the absolute lowest point you're at is zero. Do you comprehend what I am saying? ANSWER ME!! So you see for me it's not even worth thinking about. The Detroit Lions won't even be on the freaking field.

Shwartz

One must feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he could have maybe had a good career somewhere in this league, but with statements like this one, "We have some urgency. When you start 1-5, I don't think we have time to take a breath. We don't have time to refresh and those kinds of things. We're going to be on the practice field this week, we're going to work, we're going to be in the meeting rooms hard, the coaches are going to be here late, and we're going to look really hard at our first six games and evaluate how we got to 1-5 and make plans to get out of 1-5." it's obvious the guy is stressed out. The Lions are gonna make him go coo coo.

DeaQle, Novi, Mi

I'm sure you and an entire cheer leading squad is better then the Detroit Lions.. Seriously.. You know that high school cheer leading squad.. the Q one.. you know.. hey you have a Q in your name.. Q as in Queen.. to be the Queen of cheer leading.. losing.. so cheery.. rather bright and pleasant.. a cheery fellow.. long walks in the rain or maybe spending time in cheery rooms.. as cheerful as anyone confined to a hospital bed could be I suppose.. How bout a cheery joke.. Every time you blow a bubble, you get gum all over your face.. hahahahaha .. cheerio

Observations

After watching all 6 games it's quite apparent that it doesn't matter who is on the field for the Lions; the outcome is the same. I was hoping Culpepper would be better at managing the games, but he is not. Stafford and Johnson make little difference to the final outcome and yesterday's game would have produced the same results with them on the field. The Lions should have never beaten the Washington Redskins; losing their chance at history. Over the course of the last 2 years there is not a worse team in all of sports other then the Detroit Lions. I choose to celebrate their absolute worthlessness by rooting for The New England Patriots.

GO PATS!!!

I saw this online

DeAndre Levy was the University of Wisconsin third best player on the defense. For the Lions he's their best player on defense. How very sad

Blow outs

Well, I was completely wrong about Culpepper. Stafford is waay better. I'd like to see what Stanton can do.

The Lions are awful and the Redskins suck! Tom Brady just threw 5 touchdowns in one quarter - a new NFL record. Favre continues to kick butt.

GO PATS!!! GO BRADY!!! GO FAVRE!!! I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!

GB DET

Even if Culpepper plays like a rookie the Lions have a much better chance of winning with Culpepper then they do with Stafford. Stafford, although he has a great arm isn't as complete a QB as Culpepper and Kitna is still better then both of them. I never was a huge Culpepper fan. I always thought of him the way everyone finally does now.

With GB being beat up it's anyones guess what the score will be. I will take the Packers in this one.. it's either gonna be a blow out as usual or within 10 points. The Packers will win

GO PATS!!

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