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			<title><![CDATA[Column: Richard Jefferson e-mails it in]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=271</link>
			<description><![CDATA[With all of the big news last week -- Tom Watson choking, Walter
Cronkite dying (R.I.P., good sir) -- you might have missed that NBA
star Richard Jefferson called off his wedding with ex-Nets dancer Kesha
Ni'Cole Nichols.
The night before the wedding. By e-mail. Really.
In
a world exclusive,]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:55:42</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tony Romo will -- and does -- endorse everything]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=270</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Strangely, Romo doesn't mention how he dropped his endorsement of Jessica Simpson. 
Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony Romo]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:03:54</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Column: Brandon Inge is a slugger, I swear!]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=268</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Researchers at Keel University in England have found evidence swearing makes pain more tolerable, Reuters reported.
The
findings are based on a 64-person study in which volunteers were
subjected to painful situations such as submerging their hands in ice
and watching Brandon Inge in the Home]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:43:30</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Column: Summer School for Professional Athletes]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=269</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Summer School for Professional Athletes, ladies and
gentlemen. I know you don't want to be here, but remember -- how long
this class takes is up to you.
Please take a moment to read the syllabus. You'll notice there are six words on the page: &quot;Shut up and take your]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:39:03</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Column: The sad, tragic life of Yao Ming's left foot]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Just got back from a vacation hiking the Appalachian Trail, by which
I mean flying to Argentina, and I was saddened to hear about the
tremendous loss suffered in the entertainment world.
I, of course, am referring to Yao Ming's left foot.
The
superstar foot of the star center of the Houston]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:38:36</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Billy Mays, we hardly knew ye]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=266</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's one of my favorite Billy Mays commercials. I'm tipping out a 40-ounce of OxiClean for ya, homey: 



]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:03:13</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Column: Enough with this Brett Favre drama]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The
NHL and NBA seasons are over, which means we can turn our full
attention to America's favorite pastime -- the Brett Favre Retirement
Status Watch.
The latest rumor comes from the blog
ProFootballTalk.com. It normally wouldn't attract much attention, but
NBC Sports recently purchased PFT,]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:10:10</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Middle-school kid makes amazing basketball shot]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Aaron Shutway, a Cleveland-area middle-schooler, made this amazing shot -- after about 30 tries:


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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:45:51</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Tesh on how he came up with the NBA theme song]]></title>
			<link>http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.php?blogid=260</link>
			<description><![CDATA[No, this isn't a video of John Tesh signing a deal with the devil. Who knew an answering machine was the key to writing new-age drivel?


]]></description>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:46:25</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amazing bat trick by Josh Womack]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[This video has circulated on the web in recent days, and there's still debate over whether it's real, but I'm convinced. Watch below as minor-leaguer Josh Womack performs the coolest bat trick I've ever seen:


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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:44:44</pubDate>
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